First, the Ted Kennedy stuff: The play-by-play, Obama’s eulogy, Ted, Jr.’s eulogy, the Big Picture, and Eugene Robinson’s “A Prince’s Fate” (and one more: What Teddy would do).
Then there’s health care (the Huckabee plan is already in place!):
Where’s the efficiency in this system?!?
And the rest…
Oh, the fakery. The faces of coal are fake. The anti-marriage Mainers are fake. Which is all very sad and pathetic. But this fake Ronald McDonald is pretty much hilarious.
The Man Who Walked Around the World.
Ta-Da! The gays save marriage!!!
And finally, this is a jam-packed “New Rules” from Bill Maher, including these choice tidbits:
But, what did Obama actually say to make Karl Rove’s head explode and the popcorn fly out? Well, cover your children’s ears. When he was asked if he believed in American exceptionalism, he said he did the same way the Brits believe in British exceptionalism and the Greeks in Greek exceptionalism. Yes, “President John F. Kenya” actually said that people in other countries might like their countries better.
Well, I was so shocked, I nearly dropped the Bible I was using to help me masturbate into my gun.
Sarah Palin, in her farewell speech kept telling us how she’s wired. You know, I’m not a doctor–or an electrician–but, I suspect this is faulty wiring, this world view that, in her words, we should never apologize for our country. Really? Never? Not for slavery? Or Japanese internment camps? Or if we tortured the wrong guy at Guantanamo Bay? The Indians?! Nothin’, Sarah? “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” maybe?
I mean, shouldn’t John McCain apologize for…you?
Mitt Romney’s new book is called No Apology: The Case for American Greatness. You can find it at Borders in the “Suck Up” section. It’s such a perfect title for today’s conservative, combining paranoia with arrogance. “No one has yet asked me to apologize, but if someone ever does, f*ck them.”


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