Oh, boy. Turns out this ports scandal is scalable.
A United Arab Emirates government-owned company is poised to take over port terminal operations in 21 American ports, far more than the six widely reported.
In other news…
When you read the phrase or hear someone say “fair and balanced” in reference to Fox”News,” do you laugh or cry? Surely there is no one left on the planet with a cable tv subscription who doesn’t believe that Fox is little more than a propoganda arm of the RNC. Well, they’ve moved the goalposts yet again, folks. Now instead of just reading White House press releases, the Fox “News” team is actively out there campaigning for republican candidates.
And speaking of Santorum, the republican party’s paragon of ethical conduct has gotten himself into the kind of trouble that only Tom DeLay (and the uber-sleazy and shameless US Chamber of Commerce) would be proud of. It turns out that besides accepting special treatment at banks, our little Ricky has been lining the pockets of his aides with money that was supposed to go to charities.
But in today’s republican party, the sleazoid olympics are only just getting started! The American people are having a hard time deciding if Katherine Harris is really evil or unbelievably stupid, but one thing’s for sure: Jeb, Karl, et al are through dealing with this particular campaign bus whore. So much for family values.
Closer to home, Bush wants to sell off some of Tennessee’s forests to reduce the deficit. Hey — here’s an idea, George: how about you cut back on the millionaire tax cuts and corporate welfare instead of selling out what little wilderness we have left for a few bucks? What’s next? Selling our ports to the highest bidder?
Ooops.
Sigh. Well, just for fun, go see what was Billboard’s #1 song on the day you were born, or graduated from high school, or whatever…
UPDATE (Feb. 28th): Well, it looks like the answer in the Katherine Harris conundrum is a) really evil. For b) unbelievably stupid to still be an option, we’d have to upgrade it to stratospheric levels of stupid, since it would seem that ooops, I did it again might be appropriate background music for this revelation:
But long before any of us had heard of “butterfly ballots” or “hanging chads,” Harris was known for something else: accepting illegal campaign contributions. As a candidate for the state Senate in 1994, Harris received more than $20,000 in illegal campaign contributions from an insurance company she subsequently helped by introducing legislation that would have hurt one of its competitors. Harris said back then that she had no idea that the contributions she was getting were illegal, and her office seems to be making a similar suggestion this time around.
Stick a fork in her inflatable boobs. I think she’s done.
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