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The real news

Jerry Garcia is famously credited with saying, “Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.” The Grateful Dead stepped up to the plate a number of times, and did things one wouldn’t necessarily expect from a bunch of goofy musicians.

The same can be often said about Jon Stewart. Somebody has to say something and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to be Jon Stewart. He’s a comedian doing a journalist’s job. There is a huge gaping void in the land of American journalism, and at this point, there is no newsperson with the stones to fill it. And until someone does, thank goodness for Jon & Co.

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Weekend Links

Things that caught my eye recently…

• Oh, Sarah Palin, why do you make me think of you and your horrible inadequacy?!? I don’t deserve that (more here!).

• The world in lego!

• Sesame Street made a joke, the wingnuts freaked out and Colbert had some fun. Honestly, I have no use for Sesame Street or the muppets since that horrible Elmo made his debut, but cut the shaggy rags a break — it was a freakin’ rhyme.

• These photographers color outside of the lines.

Islands seen from space.

• Al Gore (the thinner version!) visited The Daily Show last week.

• Where are you getting your Thanksgiving turkey and how much will you pay for it? Years ago, when Emmie was a bleeding-heart teenager, she announced that she would not be eating any Thanksgiving turkey unless it had been a happy bird who had lived a good life. I said ok, I’ll give it a whirl, and picked up a free-range, organic bird (and took some long, deep breaths to get me past the sticker shock). I cooked it up and was amazed at how much more moist and delicious the turkey was that year, and have paid the premium prices ever since. It really is better meat.

The History of Birth Control.

Leviticus also said…

US Exclaves.

• This link is a bit older, but I loves me some Sarah Vowell!

Letters of Note.

Al Franken has gotten to work (he’s not funny (much) — he’s just really good).

Feed the World!

• In America, people of all faiths are welcome here to worship Jesus in their own way.

What’s happening to American conservatism?!?

A difficult goodbye.

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Sujet de la saison

People aren’t talking about much besides health care these days, and with Congress in recess for the month, that’s not likely to change any time soon.

There’s certainly plenty of crazy (or just plain stupid) joining in the discussion. Eugene Robinson highlights that point:

Red-faced retirees are railing against “government-run” health care and “socialized medicine” — with Medicare cards tucked in their wallets. They could have just stayed home and harangued themselves.

(Guess how many anti-socialized medicine kooks are willing to give up those precious cards?) Robinson also launches into an interesting dissection of the factors at play:

We should be having two debates. One should be about the obligation to ensure universal access to health care, which will directly benefit millions of struggling families and make this a better society. The other — a more complicated, difficult and painful discussion — should be about the long-term problem of out-of-control health-care costs, which would be a looming crisis even if President Obama had never uttered the word “reform.”

In the meantime, Investor’s Business Daily overreached — and whiffed.

And then there are the death panels. Where do they come up with these straw men? Oh, right — from the leadership of the Republican party.

I see. So you are speaking up to stop Obama’s plan to kill your baby. Well, I can understand why you resigned as governor. — Jon Stewart, 10 Aug 2009

Of course, the death panels are quite real and the rationing of health care is ongoing. But the last word on death panels has to go to Helen Philpot:

And what’s all this crap about killing your grandmother? Are you people honestly that stupid? This has become less an argument about healthcare reform and more a statement about our failed education system. Margaret, I don’t know what plans you’ve made up there with Howard, but down here with Harold, we have living wills to determine how we will leave this world when the time comes. Mine states that unless the feeding tube is large enough for a piece of pie, I don’t want to be hooked up to it. Harold, of course, says his can only be connected to him if the other end is connected to a bottle of single malt scotch.

Now shame on me for making a joke about a serious subject, but if these morons are going to show up and scream at their elected officials, they need to educate themselves about the subject at hand. No one is planning on killing you or your grandmother with rationed healthcare or death squads. By the looks of the American citizenry turning out for these town hall meetings, we’re doing a fine job of killing ourselves with fast food, cigarettes and an overindulgence of ignorance.

And back in the real world, patients in other countries — even the evil, socialists ones — are faring shockingly well.

Go figure.

(PS. if you’re the CEO of a company that caters to the needs of not just the wealthy, but also to a very conscientious clientele, don’t write to a very conservative publication to take a position against a progressive ideal, because then your customers might freak out and find some place else to get their organic tomatoes, and then how are you going to get the genie back into the bottle?)

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Lots of links you might have missed!

It’s been a while and these things do pile up…

How The Average U.S. Consumer Spends Their Paycheck — this is an interesting chart. We’re by no means average (we’ve never carried a car loan, for one thing, and we probably spend more on food and alcohol, even though we don’t eat out much), but the proportions seem to be generally true.

• Have you tried goofram yet? It’s a combination of google and wolfram|alpha.

• Think you’re a geek? Have you mastered the essential skills?

• The Young Republicans have elected an Aryan as their leader.

Barney Frank visited the Daily Show last week.

Just how rich is Fitzwilliam Darcy? (Here’s an interesting bit of trivia: Pride and Prejudice is not only my favorite novel, it’s also the first book I ever read aloud to Emmie — starting when she was about a week old.) And speaking of Jane Austen, today is the anniversary of her death.

How’s your sense of pitch? (I scored a 26 out of 26 — which, if you’ve ever heard me sing, you know must mean that I hear pitch perfectly — I just can’t produce it that way.)

White Men Can’t Judge.

Local coverage of Zach Wamp’s psooper psekret christian adultery cult (read about yet another C Street philanderer hereand here!).

You Suck at Craig’s List is pretty funny (via Joe. My. God.).

Badass of the Week, featuring Blenda, the Viking Heroine!

Rick Perry is apparently rethinking that whole Texas-as-a-country thing (seriously — who voted for this guy?).

• If you want to see the Great Barrier Reef, you better go soon.

• Can someone find Glenn Beck a nice small room with soft walls and a good therapist?

• … and speaking of health care (that’s what set Beck off)… Glenn doesn’t have it quite right when it comes to France’s system. The current American system is fine until you get sick, but will the next one be any better?

• This can’t be said enough times: the only thing abstinence-only “education” produces is unbelievably stupid kids.

• I loves me some Usain Bolt footage. He makes all the other best runners in the world look like my grandma.

Understanding our economy.

Drunk people doing yoga.

• And finally, Pat Buchanan: he really stepped in it this weekeven more than usual!

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Things you may have missed…

Here are just a few cool tidbits that might not have crossed your radar in the past week…

• Have you been to Awkward Family Photos yet? The offerings there range from the hilarious and the spooky to the downright creepy! UPDATE: and the oh, so patriotic!

Elsa Barnouw has lived for 90 years in the same NYC apartment.

Ellen Degeneres gave a fantabulous graduation speech at Tulane.

Emmie’s got some wanderlust.

• This is so freakin’ cool if you’re into history, architecture, or lifestyles of the powerful and famous: tour the White House — the current one, or historical versions (and the East and West Wings). I could spend hours here!

How much space does your commute take up?

• Jon Stewart on the back-and-forth between Obama and Cheney.

• And the Quote of the Week, from Ron Reagan, the son of Rush Limbaugh’s greatest hero:

Limbaugh hasn’t had a natural erection since the Nixon Administration; think he’s compensating for something? Now, I wouldn’t pick on him for any of this stuff, not his blubbiness, not his man-boobs, not his inability to have a natural erection—none of that stuff—to me, off limits until! until! Mr. Limbaugh, you turn that sort of gun on somebody else—once you start doing that, you’re fair game, fat boy. Absolutely, you jiggly pile of mess. You’re just fair game, and you’re going to get it, too.

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Stewart and Cramer: A “Spirited Back and Forth”

I was talking to my brother yesterday and discovered that he was not aware of last week’s battle between Jim Cramer and Jon Stewart. It also occurred to me that all those friends I have out there who live abroad, or don’t have TVs, might have missed out on the fun as well. So, here is what I’ve collected so far. I’ll add more as it becomes available.

Before you start the first video, go check out the video I posted last weekend — it was what got this whole kerfluffle started.

UPDATE: more from GLH, uggabugga and americablog.

Continue reading ‘Stewart and Cramer: A “Spirited Back and Forth”’

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Filet de Huckabee

Your celebrity chef this evening is Jon Stewart. And your main course is a homophobe and his tiresome, pathetic attempt to hide behind his increasingly incoherent interpretation of the Bible, or his quickly cobbled together and rigid definition of marriage — which has, in fact, been constantly evolving over the years. If you need a straw for your beverage, just wait a moment — Huckabee will be grasping for one pretty soon.

Please people — if you’re really not trying to jam your religion down the throats of the rest of us, you’re going to have to come up with a non-Biblical reason for us to discriminate against homosexuals. Otherwise, well… we’re done and you’re wrong. The biblical argument doesn’t work.

(And don’t get me started on procreation — or do you think this marriage should have been prevented?)

Others cover the segment at Pam’s House Blend and Towleroad (also here).

And check out this clip (via Joe. My. God):

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Video Roundup!

Here’s what I’ve collected since the last time I did a video dump. Sorry some of it may be a bit dated. So much creativity is flowing out there these days, and I haven’t been able to do a roundup in a while!

The Daily Show: The Drill Pickle, Hannity and Palin, Bill Clinton, Around the World in a Day, McCain Suspends Campaign, Bob Schieffer, Bush & the Economy, Florida Focus Group, World War I, Kill Bill, Gams and Gammer, Bailout Bill Passes, Common Man-Off, Nate Silver, The Stupid Vote, Sarah Vowell goes back to the 30s to be reassured, World War II, Michelle Obama

Real Time: New Rules (Levi Johnston), Bush in Drag, New Rules (Ebony and Irony), New Rules (Preach Around)

The Young Turks: McCain and Spain, Debate I Wrapup

The Late Show: Bill Clinton, Chris Rock, John McCain, McCain: Take Two, Brian Williams

Sarah Silverman: The Great Schlep

The Colbert Report: Colbert Suspends His Show, Teen Talk Voter Abstinence

SNL: Couric & Palin, VP Debate

Penn & Teller: The Bible

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Video Roundup

The campaigns, 527s, news channels, volunteers and comedians have been spewing video like an open hydrant lately and I’m going to try to round up the last week’s worth here (wish me luck!).

Obama: McCain’s Lobbyist Campaign, Community Organizing, Education, On Letterman, 1982, What is Change?, On Tax Plans, What Economy Are You Talking About?, McCain’s Fundamentals, Another four?, Equal Pay, Old Boys Network, Hope

Biden: America Needs More

McCain: Bloodthirsty Warmonger, On GOP Diversity, Bush-McCain Republicans, Hot Blooded!, The First Family of War, Going for the Pedophile Vote, Squirming, Protecting Sex Offenders, John McCain’s Lies, Recycled Bush, Lies exposed, Women’s Issues, Out of Touch, McCain’s Honor, On Palin’s Experience, Subtle Racism, Rove: McCain has gone too far, Rape Kits, Medical Records, Romney on McCain, Who’s better off?, Fall From Grace, McCain is a Republican, Carly Fiorina, Buh-Bye, Carly!, Stay the Course!, Invented the Blackberry, Lying Their Way to the White House, ABC: McCain Flip-Flops, WHAT? Spain is in Europe?!?

Palin: Forced Gestation, Pentacostal, Wolf Hunting, Sound Familiar?, Bridge to Nowhere, Palin is a Liar, Book Banning, Charging Rape Victims, Hardball: Who is She?, The Bush Doctrine, Drags Out an Old Canard, Pork is Yummy!, On Special Needs, Pray For Us, Sarah!, The Todd, Her First Ad

Rachel: Lipstick, The Fundamentals Are Strong, Commissions

Palin spoofs: Palin in Four Minutes, Vlog, Palin is a Liar, Gina Gershon, The famous SNL skit

Stewart: McCain 2008 = Bush 2000, John McCain, Reformed Maverick, McCain’s Acceptance Speech, Palin is the Bush Doctrine, McCain’s Change?, Generic Off

Colbert: Repo Man, How Dare You?, McCain Attacks Obama

Bill Maher: New Rules (Republican Convention), New Rules (Cities vs. Small Towns), With Paul Begala

Craig Ferguson: Cut to the Chase

The Young Turk: It’s Not Just George Bush

(Michael) Palin for President!

Scary warmonger gets ripped off

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News & Notes

Here’s a bit of a news catchup link list:

• Dick Cheney will be visiting the Chattanooga area later this month. Hopefully, he won’t have access to any guns.

• An aide-mémoire for the poor souls who struggle to recall what happened before this week.

A question of judgment.

Oh, the confusion! (”In Dick Morris’s defense, he is a lying sack of …” — well, just watch!)

LEGOd Video Games!

Fightin’ Joe Biden!

• Sometimes Samantha Bee is funny and sometimes she makes me laugh out loud.

• Hahaha — McCain $$$ being sent to Obama campaign (maybe that will teach them not to steal?)!

• Awesome! McCain gets Rickrolled! (Ha — when are they going to drop that green screen?!?)

• Ugh. That greedy bastard.

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